movethefuckoverbro:

FUCK THIS DUDE. Seriously he is taking up like 2.5 seats.

I’m just impressed by his spread


it’s insanely cute


The guy pissed his pants

it’s insanely cute

The guy pissed his pants

(via ohcarlesmycarles)

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • Q: What sound do the ghosts of social justice bloggers make?
  • A: Signal boos!

officialunitedstates:

golf courses are man’s single greatest wastes of resources.  did you know that if all the golf courses in the world had solar panels on them instead of old rich guys we would be 102% energy efficient? 

Sources?

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via godtechturninheads)

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

(via ourlovemustbecomestrength)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via allmonds)

adhoption:

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

if literally just switching the genders can make you this angry you probably shouldn’t have made the post in the first place

(via demisnowflake)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(via soglideaway)